Friday, June 6, 2008

Chik chik yeaaaaaaaaah

Hello my fellow porno actors and butt slingers.
This isyour friendly main man Kevin in Santorini. In a very slick Internet cafe, but before I get into that I should finish my little blog about Tinos.
Tinos was great, so far its top 2 of favorite places. One of the nights I was there I got extremely shittered on beer and Te-kill-me. It was a great time. Some of us went to a club where I danced with a old greek women, by dance I mean grinded. Then she kissed me on the cheek as she was leaving. (hahaha) It was my frist kiss in Greece. I was a little disappointed with it, mainly because there was no tongue. I also Danced with a girl in the group for a long time which was fun. Then I had to carry one of the others girls home because of a greek man was all over her grill. That was fun.....The next day for me was not fun, I woke up drunk, ands hungry. I ate an orange which was bad becuase it co-mingled with the booze in my and made me very sick. Had to much acid in my hot body. It was okay though one of the moms in the group pretended I was her own child and helped me though it.

Santorini is crazy cool. We rented a car one day and revelled all around the island. I went to the black sand beach and the red sand beach. The red sand beach is way better. Mind you it is from my point of view, which is thee most important view ever, so you should all agree with me. On the same day I went wine tasting. Which was fun but really gross because I hate wine. It was really only the true first glass of wine. In the guest book I wrote- "Kevin Labatt, Port Hardy B.C. Canada. I popped my wine cherry here." (hahahaha booo ya) The beaches are cool, because liek 20% of the women go topless. Being a 19 year old male, when you can see boobs all the time is rocks.
The next day we took a fake sailboat to the volcanic islands. I saw fake because it looked like a sail boat but used motors. The volcanic islands were sweet. We had to hike up like a fucking mountain side for 30 minutes to get to a nice view of more walking. Once you got to where you were supposed to go it was really nice. Its like fat camp. All you do its walk and sweat. Yes, you do drink beer but you sweat it out in 5 minutes. after the Volcano islands we went to a hot spring. which really was just a little inlet on the volcano island. The water was warm and smelt like sulfur but thats okay. I had to swim a very long time, I didnt think I was going to make it but I did. One point forf the big guys. After that we went to a town where the view is supposed to be the best in the world. A buddy and I went to find thbe best place to watch it and we climbed up some houses and watched it form the roof tops. which was really kick ass. I was liek spiderman just not wearing tights.

I'm going to leave, I feel like a beer, maybe a Gyro (I live on Gyro's so good) So later, have a good one and peace weise.

KEVIN "GREECE BOUND" LABATT

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Delphi, and Tinos

Hey my family, friends, and Jeff

So, I know that I have not been writting in my blog for a while. Sorry, but its frigging Greece. I have been doing so much its crazy. Delphi was sublime. When I was there it felt as if I was walking with the ancient Greeks. The Temple of Apollo, (Mike Bunts you were right the view can make you almost cry (we are me, we dont cry)) I listened to the tour guide but found that i didnt want to be subjected to his persecptive. So, I put my music on and rocked out to Sum 41. I know most people think why would you do that, but this is why, I wanted to experince that site, with my own emtions. That might sound girly but when you are here youwould understand. I went to a place called Itea which is a beach town near Delphi a must go. The water is great but wear shoes in the water. I stepped on a massive sea urchant. The spines went in to my foot, wearing flip-flops. Toni whos now called nurse Toni, helped me take them out, she was great.

Side note.... I saw thee Saint Lukas, the holy man himslef in a glass case at the Church of Lukas. Wow that hits you hard.

Tinos- Is a pretty sweet kicking town. I feel as if I'm the king of the world, im hot shit. first night got pretty blitz on beer. Talked abotu Robot Chicken. It was sweet. But, holy fuck my time is almost out. Note to self, need more time, but at 5 euros no way man. Tino's shitty place for internet cafes, Athens is the shit fo that.

Sorry for not typing more or being all cool in my blog but im hungover, so you can frick right off.

PS- Jeff you have to come to Greece its fucking sweet.

For all my homies in Hardy and around the Big C we call Canada, Peace, Love and trinity for all.

Peace out....Yall