Athens is a very cool place. I'm experince here so far is going 140 kilometers per hour though it in a crazy taxi ride, but before I talk about Greece let me bring you on my journey to Greece.....
A long, long, long time ago in a distant land called Canada, a young boy has missed his plane...WAIT, WAIT WAIT, we knwo this part. It happened like this, the plane from Vancouver to T-O or Toronto as some people call it, left at 6:00am. The agent lady told me I had to be ther at 3:am, but she was wrong 4:30 would have been just great. Being tired and stressed out I feel like a bag of shit. While getting into Toronto was a blasty-blast I was waiting there for 4 hours until my plane left. In that time i downed a few rum and cokes, to ease the stress...... On the flight to Toronto to Frankfort was really weird..I was sitting in a 3 seat row thing....(basically there were three seats) I was at the window and this girl about 25 years old and German, pretty hot can't lie. Well you know how it happens, you start to talk, talking leads to flirting (Bunting if you ever read this I know you saying, "ohhh yeah baby." But it never ended up in a fun gender related event, no i fell asleep then 5 minutes later, She is using me as a pillow. I was like, whatever and went back to sleep. All I can ask is this, Who talks to someone for 10 minutes then have them sleeping on you the whole trip? In my conclusion of this whole thing is we talked and shit happens when you party naked.
When I got into Athens, I was worried about getting to my hotel. I had two options go on the railway system of death or get a taxi. I went and got a taxi.....Nobody told me that driving in Athens was going to be that frigging scary. The dude was going like a buck 40 in a 50 zone. Holy Balls. Freaked the shit out of me. It was almost one of the times when you get where you are going, kneel on the ground and kiss it, but no way i was going to kiss the ground.
So, now I'm typing in an internet cafe, with random Greeks around me taking in the whole experience. Take that Michael Jackson, I made it to Greece, in you face Mr. Thriller, A.K.A little boy lover. Fuck you.
When I got into Athens, I was worried about getting to my hotel. I had two options go on the railway system of death or get a taxi. I went and got a taxi.....Nobody told me that driving in Athens was going to be that frigging scary. The dude was going like a buck 40 in a 50 zone. Holy Balls. Freaked the shit out of me. It was almost one of the times when you get where you are going, kneel on the ground and kiss it, but no way i was going to kiss the ground.
So, now I'm typing in an internet cafe, with random Greeks around me taking in the whole experience. Take that Michael Jackson, I made it to Greece, in you face Mr. Thriller, A.K.A little boy lover. Fuck you.
1 comment:
Hey, you made it, I was wondering if you would. Name's Jeff, and I'm interested in travelling to Greece, so that's how I found your blog. Don't get hit by a car, like the description of going a buck forty in a 50 zone. Keep posting.
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